Monday, 11 November 2013

And Now For Something Completely Different !!



A New PIG !! - In Town





My perch holds my '
Nose'

 
 

He flys into the clubhouse

and rests on a perch !

Preening his feathers

mites & dust of which, to search

Feathers ? On a Pig ?

That's a new one on me

If you don't believe it

come closer & see


A PIG ! are you sure ?

with trotters like That !

Talons ..more likely

Claws like a cat!

Where are his ears

& his piggy tail too !

Hiding in his feathers..

I presume...wouldn't you ?



 
 

Buzzy with his  'Pig  Snout '


Are you sure it's a PIG ?

a Pig with a beak ?

With a plastic snout stretched over

That's a terrible cheek !

He's totally unaware

that his 'perch' is a.. fish

It stinks like rotten flesh

this 'perch' of.. His


A PIG... are you sure ?

It don't..Grunt..in his sleep

It sounds more like a Squark !

I..Think..it's..a..H-A-W-K !!!



Arrgggh !!!!!



Hows Zat ! by Imapig2