Moonpig likes his drink ...so here is a poem especially for him.....
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A....is for Alcoholic,
slumped over in his seat
tinnie in his trotter
empties at his feet
L....is for liqueur
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| Oh so sweet ! |
a sweet drink,that's my hunch
a bottle full drunk down quick
sure delivers a punch
C....is for Champagne
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| Good Health |
a celebratory drink
bubbles up my snout
as I 'Tap Dance ' round the sink
O....is for orange juice
how did that get in ?
put it in a larger glass and top it up with gin
That's better
H....is for Hal-oo-c-nay-shuns
Elephants at my side
Get yourselves a glass each
& join me...Open Wide ( Glug ! glug ! )
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| We're behind you !! |
O....is for over 40 herbs & things
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| don't forget the cherry |
let's try it in Martini
Any-time Any-place Any-wher
Don't be such a 'Meany'
L....is for lager
my favourite drink,so far
I always carry a few
in my little green car
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| Beep ! beep ! |
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| one for each trotter |
I.....is for...I'll have another one,
well just a 'tincy wincy' drop
Fill my glass up please,
go on ,right up to the top
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| Chink ! Chink ! |
C....is for 'chink ! chink !'
glasses meeting together, I think,
Cheers my pink piggy friend
Let's have another D R I N K .
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| I'll have one of those |
