Alcoholic's Alphabet

Moonpig likes his drink ...so here is a poem especially for him.....

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A....is for Alcoholic,

slumped over in his seat

tinnie in his trotter

empties at his feet

L....is for liqueur

Oh so sweet !

a sweet drink,that's my hunch

a bottle full drunk down quick

sure delivers a punch

C....is for Champagne

Good Health

a celebratory drink

bubbles up my snout

as I 'Tap Dance ' round the sink

O....is for orange juice

how did that get in ?

put it in a larger glass and top it up with gin

That's better

H....is for Hal-oo-c-nay-shuns

Elephants at my side

Get yourselves a glass each

                                         & join me...Open Wide  ( Glug ! glug ! )

We're behind you !!

O....is for over 40 herbs & things

don't forget the cherry

let's try it in Martini

Any-time Any-place Any-wher

Don't be such a 'Meany'

L....is for lager

my favourite drink,so far

I always carry a few

in my little green car

Beep ! beep !

one for each trotter

I.....is for...I'll have another one,

well just a 'tincy wincy' drop

Fill my glass up please,

go on ,right up to the top

Chink ! Chink !

C....is for 'chink ! chink !'

glasses meeting together, I think,

Cheers my pink piggy friend

Let's have another D R I N K .

I'll have one of those

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                             Hic ! Hows Zat !   by Imapig2