Sunday, 31 May 2015

Continuing story of ' A Coach Trip....At The Sea-side ' Chapter 3


Sandcastle competition was first on the ...'To Do' list. No-one could decide which one was the better sandcastle, because they All thought that ' theirs ' was the Best.

Which one wins ?

" Right ! who wants to be buried in the sand ? " giggled APigCanFly.

" Lets bury Ima ! " suggested Moonpig.

" Why me ? " complained Imapig2.

" Because...er...it's a Great Honour " replied Moonpig, sniggering to himself.

" Will it hurt ? "asked Imapig2. Ima thought for a while...." O.K !.. o.k !....but you won't leave me  to drown... will you ? " Imapig2 enquired.

They buried Imapig2 in the sand

" No ! what would Mommy Dear think of us ? " replied APigCanFly...so in jumped Imapig2 ...& quick as a wink...the other two buried her so that all you could see was her little head, peeping up out of the sand.


" Oh dear ! ( APigCanFly felt a ..sudden urge )..look after Ima while i just make a trip to the Sows loo ( Ladies loo ) ,said a distraught APigCanFly trotting off .

" No probs " replied Moonpig, giving APigCanFly a wink  ( > @ 0 ).....then turning to Imapig2...stuck in the sand...unable to move a muscle Moonpig said " I won't be a minute, but I have to go to the toilet too ! Back in a jiffy...bye ~~ "

" No ! Don't leave Me ! " shouted Imapig2..." I want to go to the toilet too ! "

" 'sall right, do IT ! where you are...nobody will see you " exclaimed Moonpig & off he trotted towards the boar's loo ( Gents loo )...where he met APigCanFly just coming out of the Sows side of the toilets
Hi there !

Imapig2 didn't know whether to laugh or cry....Her chin began to wobble when no-one returned after what seemed an eternity to her. " I don't like this, " she thought.." the sea looks like it's getting closer to me. I'm going to D-R-O-W-N " Suddenly " Waaa ! " Imapig2 let out a sorrowful wail. There she was...stuck in the sand & couldn't even wipe the tears from her eyes with her trotter.

" What's the matter " asked a friendly face.

" My friends have buried me here in the sand & have left me to Drown " blabbered Imapig2.

" Well we can't have that...can we ? I'll go & find them & get them to dig you out. Won't be long " & off the friendly face ran.

" WAAAA ! " continued Imapig2 " I really Am going to D R O W N . Goodbye cruel world..."

End of Chapter 3 ......

Friday, 1 May 2015

A Coach Trip To A Day At The Sea-side ( Chapter 2 )

Suddenly the coach ground to an Halt ! " Here we are then " shouted the coach driver. He was a little deaf ( from years of driving this noisey coach ) " Don't leave any items on the  ' overhead shelf ' " he carried on . " And Please be back here by 6 o' clock sharp  to start back home. "  Another burst of excited chattering could be heard, as pigs of all sizes disembarked 

" Come on - Wake Up ! you sleepy heads " APiCanFly coaxed Moonpig & Imapig2 back into life,

" Are we there yet ? " asked a sleepy Imapig2

" Yup !....looks like it " agreed Moonpig, rubbing his eyes 

" Come on then, last one to the beach buys the ice-creams." called APigCanFly flapping her wings ~~ & off she flew .

Hey! little piggy !!!

Out-side there was a young piglet, playing on his skateboard                              " Just ...er..um..borrowing this for awhile " said Moonpig as he swiped the the skateboard from under the piglet & off he sped, after APigCanFly.

I'll just 'borrow' this !


" Wait for me ! " cried Imapig2,carrying All the buckets & spades in her front trotters & running as quickly as she could after the other two.

" What kept you so long Ima ? " asked Moonpig,  as Imapig2 huffed & puffed onto the  Promenade. " looks like you're  gonna  pay for the ice-creams, wouldn't you say ? "

Imapig2 put her trotters in her ' skin pocket ', but no money came out,only a bit of fluff & a bit of a used tissue," Sorry " she said " Mommy hasn't given me any 'spending money', but she gave me lots of honey sandwiches. There's plenty to go round.

" Well Moony ? " APigCanFly turned her attention to him, " we can buy Imapig2 an ice-cream, can't we ? "

Moonpig looked ' troubled ' ( you could tell by the look ... ( £ @ £ ) on hs face                        " I ve only got enuff money for Me " he answered.

Imapig2 looked at APigCanFly with LARGE.. SAD.. EYES ( O @ O )

" O.K. then, no need to worry....my rich uncle has sent  me lots of pocket money, I'll buy us ALL an ice-cream cone "
I'll have ....'That ' one points Ima & Moonpig.

So that's what happened & all three carried on across the sandy beach......with an ice-cream in one front trotter & a bucket & spade in the other.