Sandcastle competition was first on the ...'To Do' list. No-one could decide which one was the better sandcastle, because they All thought that ' theirs ' was the Best.
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| Which one wins ? |
" Right ! who wants to be buried in the sand ? " giggled APigCanFly.
" Lets bury Ima ! " suggested Moonpig.
" Why me ? " complained Imapig2.
" Because...er...it's a Great Honour " replied Moonpig, sniggering to himself.
" Will it hurt ? "asked Imapig2. Ima thought for a while...." O.K !.. o.k !....but you won't leave me to drown... will you ? " Imapig2 enquired.
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| They buried Imapig2 in the sand |
" No ! what would Mommy Dear think of us ? " replied APigCanFly...so in jumped Imapig2 ...& quick as a wink...the other two buried her so that all you could see was her little head, peeping up out of the sand.
" Oh dear ! ( APigCanFly felt a ..sudden urge )..look after Ima while i just make a trip to the Sows loo ( Ladies loo ) ,said a distraught APigCanFly trotting off .
" No probs " replied Moonpig, giving APigCanFly a wink ( > @ 0 ).....then turning to Imapig2...stuck in the sand...unable to move a muscle Moonpig said " I won't be a minute, but I have to go to the toilet too ! Back in a jiffy...bye ~~ "
" No ! Don't leave Me ! " shouted Imapig2..." I want to go to the toilet too ! "
" 'sall right, do IT ! where you are...nobody will see you " exclaimed Moonpig & off he trotted towards the boar's loo ( Gents loo )...where he met APigCanFly just coming out of the Sows side of the toilets
Hi there !
Imapig2 didn't know whether to laugh or cry....Her chin began to wobble when no-one returned after what seemed an eternity to her. " I don't like this, " she thought.." the sea looks like it's getting closer to me. I'm going to D-R-O-W-N " Suddenly " Waaa ! " Imapig2 let out a sorrowful wail. There she was...stuck in the sand & couldn't even wipe the tears from her eyes with her trotter.
" What's the matter " asked a friendly face.
" My friends have buried me here in the sand & have left me to Drown " blabbered Imapig2.
" Well we can't have that...can we ? I'll go & find them & get them to dig you out. Won't be long " & off the friendly face ran.
" WAAAA ! " continued Imapig2 " I really Am going to D R O W N . Goodbye cruel world..."
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