An Accident Incident

 At Last....a fascinating story......

 " Moooony. ? " asked Imapig2.

" Wot ? " replied Moonpig 

" Have you heard the story about The Teddy's Bears picnic in the wood.....OR.....The Three Monkeys that could ...Hear no Evil , See no evil ,...& Speak no Evil ? "

" Where is this all leading to ? " tutted Moonpig.

" Well , " continued Imapig2 " I've been told there's another incident happend in Moontown , earlier today.... "

" Another WOT ! ? " Moonpig spoke exasperated already ( oh she does 'wear me out ' thought Moonpig )

" I Don't Know " answered Imapig2 in a ...High - Pitched ..voice.   Just then ....

" Hi ! everyone " sang APigCanFly , as she flew in..." and how's my two bestest friends today ? "

So....what's going on ?

" Don't ask " replied Moonpig , " Ima's making No Sense at all today. "

" Why what's the matter Ima ? " APigCanFly closed up her wings & landed lightly beside Imapig2. ( Flump ! )

" I've just been telling Moony about the accident that happend in Moontown earlier today . "

" ACCIDENT ! Wot accident , you didn't tell me anything about an Accident ! "said an Amazed Moonpig .

" Well I was just coming to that bit " Imapig2 continued " Apparently , these three ' farmies' dogs  were doing a bit of ' sniffing around ' near the village store & as they were crossing the road...on the Zebra Crossing ,this green three wheeler vehicle came  ' Belting ' along the road , honking it's horn & they were All hurt & the car , carried on it's way . It was a ' hit & run ' incident.                                                    A police car was soon chasing it , but couldn't catch-up.                                                                  The three ' farmies' dogs  were all treated at the road-side for their injuries. "

"Road Hog ! "...shouts the Tortoise.

" REALLY !! " said an Amazed ( again ) Moonpig , " well I never ..( mumble ,  mumble....should have got out the way quicker.....mumble mumble  said Moonpig to himself , under his breath. )

" Oh ! that sounds terrible " said a worried APigCanFly...." Wait a minute....haven't  'You ' got one of those 3 wheelers , Moony ? "

" Erm...er...well yes ,that's true ....but ..there are..er...Sooo many of them around here..&...haven't you noticed um..there are sooo many different shades of green " 

" Oh ! " replied Imapig2 ,noticing Moony's darker green cheeks  " So it wasn't you then who...' frightened them out of their wits ' "

" Don't be absurd ! ...my driving is .. er.. Perfect..( & I didn't know 'witts' were with them , he thought )..where was I ?...oh yes my driving is Perfect...wouldn't You say Ima " giving her a ...' raised eyebrow look ' ^ @ ^

" Oh ! yes....Moony...you are a very.er...er..whats the word ?....a    irr-er- sponsible driver.....I'm sure it wasn't you Moonpig " shuddered Imapig2 , thinking back to the ride she had , had , awhile ago as he raced through the country roads , making his own road-rules up along the way . She remembered hanging on for dear life, ( who ever that was ) & the rest of the ride was...well it was a complete Fuzzy Mess ........Are you sure it wasn't you ? " repeated Imapig2

" A Bad Memory "

" Well Really ! How could it have been ME ? I've only just this minute got out of bed &...& Walked ..yes that's it...walked over to your place , haven't I ?So how could I have been in the village earlier ? "

" Oh ! I didn't think.....sorry Moony . " muttered Imapig2 apologetically .

SUDDENLY - out of the farmhouse came APigCanFly....... 

" Come on you two " APigCanFly shouted excitedly ,appearing from the farmhouse doorway , " It's on the News...The police have got an ' identi - picture 'of the driver they want to question...Quick ,come & see. "

"Police are looking for...Blah ! blah ! blah !..."

Moonpig & Imapig2 was dragged inside & plopped down in front of the telly......... "Look ! look ! .who does it look like ? " asked APigCanFly 

" He looks ...vaguely familiar " answered Imapig2 " What do you think Moony ? "

" Erm,,,it's Hard to say...It could be...Anyone , Ima ,2 ear's ...1 snout...etc; etc;

" But don't you think he looks a bit er..g r e e n...like you ? " enquired Imapig2 .

" Naa !...It's probably...has to do with..er..the Sun Spots , bouncing off the...um..Moon & reflecting around the um...Stars , causing the Digital Pixels to di-verse the Rainbow-otic colours a bit er..um...on the green side...wouldn't you say ? " rambled Moonpig .

I'm Starving !

" Oh ! I hadn't thought of that " APigCanFly said , trying to look intelligent in understanding everything Moonpig had said .

" Oh you Are clever " added Imapig2 " I love rainbows , & like you said , you were in bed , before you Walked over to my house "

" Good , I'm glad that's all clear then " finished Moonpig " Now.... whats for dinner , I'm Starving ? "

There's a storm Brewing !

 There's a storm brewing 

Imapig2 said one day

Can you see the dark clouds 

which are coming our way ?

Can you see ?

Who taught you that

said her friend Moonpig

Is that why it is

the clouds so BIG

It's the colour of the sky

& the colour of the cloud

Can you see what I mean ?

Imapig2 spoke out loud

Quite normal on Zork

This is quite Normal

where I come from

but I won't go into that

Moonpig looked glum  :(

APigCanfly flew by just then

Have you seen the sky she told her friends

Hurry home !

better make tracks to get inside

APigCanFly noted with that

& away she ...er ..flied

A flash appeared in the skies above

then Big rumbles, large spots & a dove

It's looking for shelter I bet Moonpig guessed

That's a good idea Imapig2 confessed

It's getting worse 

The spots on the ground 

got bigger & Bigger

Thunder & lightenings too, I figure

Under the apple tree, they found a dry spot

but the farmhouse was dryer, so in they did trot

Muddy trotter marks were left all over the floor

We forgot to wipe our trotters

Ima said, that's for sure

Yum! yum ! Cakes !

ooOOoo Mommy Dear's left cupcakes

cooling on a tray

said Moonpig to Ima

lets test a few today

Well one taste led to another

soon all of them were gone

Oh dear ! exclaimed poor Ima

what will she say...my mom ?

All too soon with a clap of thunder

& a flash of lightening outside

Wher'es ALL the cakes gone ?

the farmhouse door swung open

Mommy Dear appeared at their side

Her figure seemed huge & foreboding

lit up by more flashes of light

she looked at the floor & the 'cup cakes'!!!

Moonpig & Ima turned white

I see another storm cloud brewing

Must dash !

said Moonpig to Imapig2

think I'd better ski-daddle

see you tomorrow, toodle loo

so off he went at double quick time

leaving Imapig2, behind

But Ima's sad eyes

Let's make some more

began to melt

'The Wrath' of her mommy

as down she knelt

she said to Ima

 Lets make make some more cakes

this thunder & lightening

gives me the 'shakes'

                      How's Zat ! ( by Imapig2 )

April Fool ! ( A Complete Story )

Imapig2 was watching one of her favourite programmes ( Peppa Pig" ) one day when it was interrupted by some Breaking News " We are sorry to interupt this programme " the news reporter said, " but we feel it necessary to' Warn 'everyone in this area...blah! blah ! " the reporter continued                                                             "Oh ! bother " moaned Imapig2 to her Mommy, who was making strawberry jam in the kitchen.

ooOOOooo

" What is it dear ? " said Mommy Dear's voice from the farmhouse kitchen

" They've interrupted.. My Programme! " Ima answered

" Well it must be...pretty important, if they've done that to you " replied Mommy Dear appearing from the kitchen door-way . ...                                                                     Just then the reporters voice continued ... " so if you see any strange beast.blah ! blah! blah !.... call 0800-511-511 Immediately ! Do not attempt to ... Blah ! blah ! blah ! " & with that  normal service of Peppa Pig  was resumed.                        "I wonder what that all about " muttered Mommy Dear to herself as she returned to her jam making in the kitchen.

" I'd better warn my 'Bestest friends' " thought Imapig2 when her programme ended.....& with that we went to look for them.....                                     She found them both in Moonpig's clubhouse......." Oh ! there you both are " Ima exclaimed " hope I'm not interrupting Anything ! "

There you are

Moonpig quickly replied " No...not all, ... we were just er um... anyway what brings you here, there's no club meeting today ? " he continued , changing the subject

 Imapig2 began to relate everything ( with a bit of exaggeration ) everything that the News Reporter had said & then finished by saying " Shall we go & look for  'IT', We could go & capture it with with my mouse-trap ? "

APigCanFly gasped in alarm ! " You'll need more then a ...mouse-trap to capture 'IT'! with "

" It's er.. um, best to let the Pig officers & the like to deal with 'IT' " piped up Moonpig."There's plenty of things to do here " hoping that by then  things would have returned to normal..." wouldn't you agree ? "he finished looking at APigCanFly

 APigCanFly replied by nodding up & down quickly, & exclaiming....                         " Yes, this  clubhouse could do with a Good Spring Clean,judging by the amount of dust under ..Your throne Moony "                                                            Moonpig quickly pulled out a feather duster from behind his back & began assimilating a 'dusting pose '

We're dusting

" Well if You aren't going to help look for this 'Ferocious  Wild Beast ', I'll just Have to do it myself " said an adamant Imapig2                                                 Her two bestest friends tried to dissuade her, for fear any harm would come to her, but.....                                                                                           " No, it's fine " insisted Imapig2 " If you two are scared...I'll catch this 'Beast' myself " & off she went before anyone could say another word.

Moonpig & APigCanFly looked at each other...." Do you think we should go & follow her...just in-case ? " asked APigCanFly.

" Na ! " poo-pooed Moonpig " she won't catch much with a...mouse-trap "

" But what if...." APigCanFly....continued waving her feather duster at Moonpig                  " what if......'The Beast ' catches .. Her &...&... "

"I'm right behind you "

" Gulp ! " gulped Moonpig, I hadn't thought of ...'That '... we'd better find her before ...'IT' does. You go first ..I'll be right behind you "

" Coward ! " retorted APigCanFly, as she was pushed out of the clubhouse door by Moonpig

Imapig2's bestest friends began to search for her ...    

                         ...Meanwhile...unaware that Imapig2 was sitting in Mommy Dear's kitchen ( mouse-trap in one trotter.... a fresh jam sandwich in the other )                             " This tastes good ! " said Ima managing to speak with a mouthful of bread, butter & jam that Mommy Dear had been making all morning

Yum ! yum !

" Why don't you take your friends a jar ? " suggested Mommy Dear

" O.K." replied a happy little piglet & off she skipped towards Moonpig's clubhouse, where she had left her two friends earlier on....

 ....Meanwhile....Moonpig & APigCanFly had searched all over the farmyard & finally around the clubhouse..... Twice !

" No...she's not here " pointed out Moonpig " let's get back inside "

APigCanFly agreed " She's probably sulking close by, no need for us to stay out any longer " Both crept cautiously back inside & carried on with the dusting,trying to tickle one another in the process.....SUDDENLY ! they heard a LOUD THUD ! outside & a HIGH PITCHED ....SHRIEK !

" What was that ! " exclaimed APigCanFly

" It sounded like Imapig2's Squeal !! " added Moonpig...( Loud gasps were heard in the clubhouse )

" Do you think ..'The Beast ' has caught her & is eating her all up ? " exclaimed  frightened APigCanFly

Can you see her ?

" Let's have a sneaky peek out of the window " suggested Moonpig " after all there's no need for ..Us to be eaten up too ! "...So they crept up to the window & peeked through the curtain.....There was poor Ima flat on the ground, lying in a pool of blood.

Poor Ima

Quick as a flash, forgetting  about 'The Beast',  they rushed out side to Imapig2. APigCanfly picked the lifeless little body up while Moonpig stood guard ( just incase He had to make a quick retreat )

" Speak to me ...speak to me Ima " cried APigCanFly sobbing " I wish you hadn't gone after that..Wild Ferocious Beast "                                             .......Imapig2 slowly opened her eyes & looked into ApigCanFly's face & began to smile  :)   " Oh Ima ! Ima...you're alive .Look Moony..she's....alive, she's O.K. "

Oh Dear ! Is she ...Dead ?

Moonpig blinked , then blinked again,he didn't know what to say. He just wiped a tear away from the corner of an eye with his trotter.

Imapig2 said " Well !...put me down then, I'm alright. I was just bringing a jar of Mommy Dear's strawberry jam for you & Moony to try, when I slipped over & smashed the jar,Look ! " she said pointing to the smashed jar on the path  " The jam splatted all over me. " 

" Oh ! I see " giggled APigCanFly " We thought you were being eaten alive by...you know who... ( 'The Beast' ) " she whispered " didn't we Moony?

" Well er..um ( sniff ! )... " was all he could manage to say

" Oh ! !...That wild beast !...

.. Well when I went home to get my trap ! my mommy said that The Reporter had been back on T V to announce that it had been a Hoax, Infact it was An 'April Fool' joke played on us all & there was no danger at all...So I had one of my mommy's sandwiches made with fresh strawberry jam & I was bringing some for you two to try "

" I thought as much " replied Moonpig, pretending to have guessed it already.

" Why then Moony,did I see a tear in the corner of your eye just then, were you getting all emotional over little Ima, did ....you think she was dead when I picked her up ? " APigCanFly wanted to know

" Who ! Me ! no...she was so convincing though...no..I just had a 'pesky fly' stuck in my eye " he replied giving it another wipe to try & convince everyone "  

But ApigCanFly knew he cared " You're just a ' Big Softy at heart" she said smiling at him...after all They were the bestest of friends now & forever . ( see poem   post 5 entitled Basket Balloon )

             How's Zat !    ( by Imapig 2 )     Oink ! oink !

Last & finale Chapter 8 of The sea-side story

Suddenly...came the sound of a police siren & the flashing of blue lights....Then came the sound of laughing & giggling...before...TAP ! TAP ! TAP ! on the kitchen door.Mommy Dear opened the door cautiously. A police pigstable stood there in the doorway.

I have a 'parcel' for you

" I believe I have 'something' that belongs to you, Mrs Dear " he said, holding  a Happy, Laughing,...Imapig2 blowing the police pig's whistle

" Hallo..Mommy " she said " wasn't it kind of Police-pig Plod to bring me all the way home & let me play with the lights & put the siren on his car "

A huge sigh of relief was heard throughout the farmhouse as Mommy Dear picked up Imapig2 & 'cuddled' her.

" Hey mom ! you're squeezing me to death " mused Imapig2

APigCanFly picked up hers.. & Moonpig's bucket & spade & ...Vanished.." Come on Moony " she said, " I'll buy us some chips from the chippy on our way home."

" O.K. " replied Moonpig, " give us a cuddle first like Mommy Dear gave Ima " joked Moonpig.( sounds of cuddling ) After all they were...the bestest of friends.

With chips in totters sitting on the bench out-side 'The Chippy' APigCanFly pondered "What a lovely day we've had at the seaside today,.....                     & what a lovely day Imapig2 had, had too.!

'Help yourself  dear' said Moonpig

How's Zat !      by Imapig2