Friday, 1 April 2016

April Fool ! ( A Complete Story )


Imapig2 was watching one of her favourite programmes ( Peppa Pig" ) one day when it was interrupted by some Breaking News " We are sorry to interupt this programme " the news reporter said, " but we feel it necessary to' Warn 'everyone in this area...blah! blah ! " the reporter continued                                                             "Oh ! bother " moaned Imapig2 to her Mommy, who was making strawberry jam in the kitchen.
ooOOOooo

" What is it dear ? " said Mommy Dear's voice from the farmhouse kitchen

" They've interrupted.. My Programme! " Ima answered

" Well it must be...pretty important, if they've done that to you " replied Mommy Dear appearing from the kitchen door-way . ...                                                                     Just then the reporters voice continued ... " so if you see any strange beast.blah ! blah! blah !.... call 0800-511-511 Immediately ! Do not attempt to ... Blah ! blah ! blah ! " & with that  normal service of Peppa Pig  was resumed.                        "I wonder what that all about " muttered Mommy Dear to herself as she returned to her jam making in the kitchen.

" I'd better warn my 'Bestest friends' " thought Imapig2 when her programme ended.....& with that we went to look for them.....                                     She found them both in Moonpig's clubhouse......." Oh ! there you both are " Ima exclaimed " hope I'm not interrupting Anything ! "
There you are

Moonpig quickly replied " No...not all, ... we were just er um... anyway what brings you here, there's no club meeting today ? " he continued , changing the subject

 Imapig2 began to relate everything ( with a bit of exaggeration ) everything that the News Reporter had said & then finished by saying " Shall we go & look for  'IT', We could go & capture it with with my mouse-trap ? "

APigCanFly gasped in alarm ! " You'll need more then a ...mouse-trap to capture 'IT'! with "

" It's er.. um, best to let the Pig officers & the like to deal with 'IT' " piped up Moonpig."There's plenty of things to do here " hoping that by then  things would have returned to normal..." wouldn't you agree ? "he finished looking at APigCanFly

 APigCanFly replied by nodding up & down quickly, & exclaiming....                         " Yes, this  clubhouse could do with a Good Spring Clean,judging by the amount of dust under ..Your throne Moony "                                                            Moonpig quickly pulled out a feather duster from behind his back & began assimilating a 'dusting pose '
We're dusting

" Well if You aren't going to help look for this 'Ferocious  Wild Beast ', I'll just Have to do it myself " said an adamant Imapig2                                                 Her two bestest friends tried to dissuade her, for fear any harm would come to her, but.....                                                                                           " No, it's fine " insisted Imapig2 " If you two are scared...I'll catch this 'Beast' myself " & off she went before anyone could say another word.

Moonpig & APigCanFly looked at each other...." Do you think we should go & follow her...just in-case ? " asked APigCanFly.

" Na ! " poo-pooed Moonpig " she won't catch much with a...mouse-trap "

" But what if...." APigCanFly....continued waving her feather duster at Moonpig                  " what if......'The Beast ' catches .. Her &...&... "

"I'm right behind you "

" Gulp ! " gulped Moonpig, I hadn't thought of ...'That '... we'd better find her before ...'IT' does. You go first ..I'll be right behind you "

" Coward ! " retorted APigCanFly, as she was pushed out of the clubhouse door by Moonpig

Imapig2's bestest friends began to search for her ...    

                         ...Meanwhile...unaware that Imapig2 was sitting in Mommy Dear's kitchen ( mouse-trap in one trotter.... a fresh jam sandwich in the other )                             " This tastes good ! " said Ima managing to speak with a mouthful of bread, butter & jam that Mommy Dear had been making all morning
Yum ! yum !

" Why don't you take your friends a jar ? " suggested Mommy Dear

" O.K." replied a happy little piglet & off she skipped towards Moonpig's clubhouse, where she had left her two friends earlier on....

 ....Meanwhile....Moonpig & APigCanFly had searched all over the farmyard & finally around the clubhouse..... Twice !

" No...she's not here " pointed out Moonpig " let's get back inside "

APigCanFly agreed " She's probably sulking close by, no need for us to stay out any longer " Both crept cautiously back inside & carried on with the dusting,trying to tickle one another in the process.....SUDDENLY ! they heard a LOUD THUD ! outside & a HIGH PITCHED ....SHRIEK !

" What was that ! " exclaimed APigCanFly

" It sounded like Imapig2's Squeal !! " added Moonpig...( Loud gasps were heard in the clubhouse )

" Do you think ..'The Beast ' has caught her & is eating her all up ? " exclaimed  frightened APigCanFly
Can you see her ?

" Let's have a sneaky peek out of the window " suggested Moonpig " after all there's no need for ..Us to be eaten up too ! "...So they crept up to the window & peeked through the curtain.....There was poor Ima flat on the ground, lying in a pool of blood.
Poor Ima

Quick as a flash, forgetting  about 'The Beast',  they rushed out side to Imapig2. APigCanfly picked the lifeless little body up while Moonpig stood guard ( just incase He had to make a quick retreat )

" Speak to me ...speak to me Ima " cried APigCanFly sobbing " I wish you hadn't gone after that..Wild Ferocious Beast "                                             .......Imapig2 slowly opened her eyes & looked into ApigCanFly's face & began to smile  :)   " Oh Ima ! Ima...you're alive .Look Moony..she's....alive, she's O.K. "

Oh Dear ! Is she ...Dead ?

Moonpig blinked , then blinked again,he didn't know what to say. He just wiped a tear away from the corner of an eye with his trotter.

Imapig2 said " Well !...put me down then, I'm alright. I was just bringing a jar of Mommy Dear's strawberry jam for you & Moony to try, when I slipped over & smashed the jar,Look ! " she said pointing to the smashed jar on the path  " The jam splatted all over me. " 

" Oh ! I see " giggled APigCanFly " We thought you were being eaten alive by...you know who... ( 'The Beast' ) " she whispered " didn't we Moony?

" Well er..um ( sniff ! )... " was all he could manage to say

" Oh ! !...That wild beast !...
.. Well when I went home to get my trap ! my mommy said that The Reporter had been back on T V to announce that it had been a Hoax, Infact it was An 'April Fool' joke played on us all & there was no danger at all...So I had one of my mommy's sandwiches made with fresh strawberry jam & I was bringing some for you two to try "

" I thought as much " replied Moonpig, pretending to have guessed it already.

" Why then Moony,did I see a tear in the corner of your eye just then, were you getting all emotional over little Ima, did ....you think she was dead when I picked her up ? " APigCanFly wanted to know

" Who ! Me ! no...she was so convincing though...no..I just had a 'pesky fly' stuck in my eye " he replied giving it another wipe to try & convince everyone "  

But ApigCanFly knew he cared " You're just a ' Big Softy at heart" she said smiling at him...after all They were the bestest of friends now & forever . ( see poem   post 5 entitled Basket Balloon )


             How's Zat !    ( by Imapig 2 )     Oink ! oink !


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