For many month's Imapig2's pet slug named ...Slugger ~ of course , had been through Vigerous Training . He could....Stay !.....Bow.....Play Dead...Rear up & numerous other tricks too .
Ima's friends.....particulary...Moonpig said that he thought it was a ...waste of time teaching him to do things like THAT ! ... & that he'd look better on a dinner-plate .
" No , you can't do That ! " an astonished Imapig2 said , " he's my ' Friend ,' as well as my pet . I could never EAT him .replied Imapig2
" Well if you ask me . he'd looks like a ... date . & I like dates " ( slurp ! ) went Moonpig.
" Take your eyes off him " Imapig2 quickly answered Moonpig , snatching Slugger up into her trotters & gently lowering him back into his tank , patting his back . "There , there , Slugger , I'll keep you safe in your tank . I'll put a lock on it & hide the key in a safe place "
" Take your eyes off him"
APigCanFly had been listening in & told Moonpig not to tease Ima so much & if she wanted a pet slug , that was fine as long as Mommy Dear didn't have to have it in the house ." I know , " APigCanFly consoled Imapig2 , " Lets keep him safe in the Club-House"
" O.K. " agreed Imapig2 & both carried the tank with Slugger in , into the Club-House & rested it on top of the bookcase ( plonk ! )
Moonpig , who had followed behind them , 'winked' his eye & said " Better not let too much sunlight into the tank , otherwise Slugger will get cooked !.... Or maybe that's a good idea . "
ApigCanFly saw tears welling up in Imapig2's eyes & comforted Imapig2 with the words " Don't worry , this side of the Club-House is sheltered from the midday sun ,there'll be NO problems of THAT ! kind ." & with that they settled down to watch Slugger eat his lettuce...his carrot...& his radish that had been put in for him.
" Wow ! he's got a big appitite ! " exclaimed Ima .
yum yum
" Should grow BIG & JUICY then, just the way I like 'em " joked Moonpig .
" Waa ! " Imapig2 let out a wail.
APigCanFly threw an apple out of the fruit bowl at Moonpig saying " You'll have me to deal with if Anything happens to Slugger...really , how could you be so thoughtless ? "
" Practise , just practice . " Moonpig replied,running off quickly before APigCanFly grabbed something else to throw .
" Now...now..." APigCanFly comforted Imapig2 , as she handed a tissue from the box on the coffee table , " I'm sure Moonpig didn't mean it ."
Parp ! Imapig2 blew her snout , then seeing that Slugger looked contented eating his food ,said " My Mommy as been making cup-cakes this morning , would you like one ? " & led the way to the delicious aroma ,leaving Slugger munching away in his tank.
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