CHAPTER 2 ( Right Up Slugger's Street )
Imapig2's pet Slugger was a Clever little slug .He had been taught at least six tricks successfully .
An advertising company was after a ' Certain Model ' to advertise how dangerous a Product was if directions were ignored.
Moonpig dragged APigCanFly along with him to Ima's house one Saturday morning along with the local newspaper .
" What's all the fuss about ? " queried APigCanFly as they neared Ima's house .
" Well you know Imapig2 has taught Slugger all those tricks ?... " he waited for an answer .
" Yes , I know . " APigCanFly replied .
" Well, there's an advertisement in the newspaper asking for models " Moonpig continued , " I think Slugger could be ideal. " Moonpig stopped dragging APigCanFly & opened the newspaper to show her . " Here it is " he said pointing with his trotter to the small area on the 'WANTED' page .

Models required
APigCanFly read the advertisement to herself , looked Moonpig in the eyes & said " Do you think she would let Slugger do.... THAT ! "
"That's right up Slugger's street ,so to speak,& there's bound to be........Money in it , look what it says here :- A rich reward for the successful applicant ..... See ? "
" Ahh ! I get it...you think as Imapig2 is so generous she's bound to share the reward ( whatever it is ) with You ! " APigCanFly summerised .
" I ...er suppose ...I hadn't really thought that far ahead " said Moonpig his cheeks turning a darker shade of green . " Probably she'll share A ' little ' with Both of us...& er ..um Slugger of course . What do you think ?
" Oh ! come on then, but if Ima says NO , then that's it then...O.K. NO pressuring her .... I mean it "APigCanFly sounded Serious .
" No ! no pressure at all " promised Moonpig ( with his front trotter's crossed behind his back )
Imapig2 was all EXCITED as Moonpig ' spun ' her a yarn about how famous Slugger would be . blah ! blah ! blah !
" Just think " said Imapig2 to Slugger " you're going to be FAMOUS ". So arrangements were made . Slugger proved to be Just the model they were looking for their latest advertising ' Drive '.

Imapig2's Pet Slug....Slugger of course
Chapter 3 (Slugger Becomes Famous )
Weeks later as the three little pigs were in Moo-Town village , they came across some Huge Posters.....One read :-TOO MUCH SALT IS BAD FOR YOU ! Another read :- SALT CAN KILL ! Both advertisments were accompanied by a picture of...of Slugger !... pretending to be Dead , all curled up & not moving a muscle .

"Better not eat too much salt !"
says the snail
says the snail
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