The Kite

The Three Little Pigs ( Kite )

( Characters : M = Moonpig A = APigCanFly I = Imapig2 N = Narrator )

N = Imapig2 & her two little friends

sat in the middle where the river just bends

I = To tell you the truth I would still like to fly

can you please help me

get up in the sky ?

M = Thought you'd left all that behind you

A = You don't want a nasty outcome

again....do you ?

I = This is real,not just a dream

You gotta help, or I'll just S.C.R.E.A.M !

A = O.K. but be careful Imapig2

we don't want you ending up in ' the stew '

I = Don't worry 'bout me

I'm made of rubber

I bounce right back

just like a cow's udder

M = I think I've seen

just what you need

in the village window

just follow my lead

N = In the shop window

there was a K.I.T.E !

marked half price now

it was a sight

There it is - it's Beautiful

I = What a beautiful colour

lime green with pink spots

Just what I wanted

( Or was it big dots )

A = Have you got any money to buy the kite ?

I = Not at present...things are a little bit tight,

but don't worry I can sing

will do a little..er..'busking'

Soon pull in a crowd,with my blood curdling voice

They'll pay me to STOP,

they've really no choice

# Oh so - a me-oh !#

N = Within the next hour

they've got enough dough ( money )

to buy that kite

from the shop window

M = I know a place,where the wind's

always blowing

A = Lead the way then,that's the way we are goin'

N = So they found a spot

where believe it or not

the wind always blows

or so the saying goes

M & A = We'll strap you tight

to the kite ,

then run & pull you high

into the sky

N = Off they ran pulling the the string

with Imapig2 firmly fixed within

Into the breeze

up past the trees

soared Imapig2 with a knocking of knees

" SCREAM "

Then quite by chance..

all of a sudden ! the wind  stopped blowin'

( shock horror ! )

you know what's comin'

Down came the kite ( C.R.A.S.H ! )

into the tree

with Imapig2 hanging helplessly

For Imapig2 things looked real bad'

as branches broke,all around her..quite sad

She hung upside down ..not able to move

'cos she was strapped into that kite

unable to ...erm budge

M = Don't worry..don't panic ! stay right where you are

We'll run for some help, we haven't to go far

I = Be quick..don't linger

( Imapig2 said )

I can feel my blood

rushing straight to my head

" Help ! dial 999 "

N = Suddenly..C.R.A.C.K ! went the branches

where piggy was stuck in

with Imapig2 clutchin'..

on to the kite 'cos thats all she could do..

strapped onto the kite frame

now covered in bird poo

I = Arrgh ! it's going again

can feel it in my bones

Quick ! can't the two of you

dial 999 on your phones ?

M = Haven't got mine with me

A = Nor me ...it's broken you see

I = I'll give you 'sack'

N = C.R.A.S.H ! down fell Everything

With that things went B.L.A.C.K !

Guess where piggy ended up ?

After everthing said

yes you're right..

she fell out of bed !

Was it the supper she ate last night ?

which made her dreaming

'bout flying a kite

What ever the cause..

she was glad to be back

safe in the farmhouse

not flat on her back .

What Do You Think , as she learnt her lesson

I'll leave it with you, just to keep you a guessin'

How's Zat ! By Imapig2