Rhyme & Reason

The Three little pigs ( The Begining )

It could be a story, it could be a play

See what you think, please come this way

 

( characters : M = Moonpig, A = APigCanFly, I = Imapig2 )

 

The 1st little piggy flies a U.F.O.

The second little piggy can fly

I'm a pig too,cries the 3rd little piggy

Can you teach me to fly ?

A   =     Exercise is what you need

          to build your puny muscles

they look more like cockles than mussels

I = Well thanks for the advice

will go to the gym in a thrice

With diligent training

You'll soon be complaining

                                  my T shirts too big for my er...uhm! chest !

M = Star jumps will improve your chances.

 if you want to fly...that is

A = You'll have to do at least one fifty ( 150 )

if you want to be quite nifty ( clever )

I = Up,down,Up,down ( 150 times )

Puff puff, grunt grunt ( groan )

Star Jumping
 

 

Help me up ? ( says I with a sigh )

M & I = Sit down here for a while,

( both little pigs said with a smile )

I = O.K. I'm ready to fly ~~

I'll take a long run & jump & up will go I.

( Imapig2 ran faster & faster,took a leap in the air

'cos that's what you 'ave ter ( have to ) )

A = Start flappin' NOW !

WATCH OUT ! FOR THAT COW !

M = Too late my mate,you've lost your power

watch out for that mud ( as she lands with a THUD ! )

A = Look like she needs a shower, poor flower

I = ( groan ) Perhaps I'll leave it for today.

( Moonpig & ApigCanFly says O.K. )

M & A = All you need is a little more practice

( helping Imapig2 out of the mire )

I = I guess you're right, then I won't tire

So Imapig2 practised & practised,

practised & practised & practised & practised

but didn't improve much

Well what do you expect, save for a touch ( a little )

M = What you need is a little more help

to get you in the air,

Look a rubber band

round the post

over there !

You could use it to give you a boost, don't you know ?

Get in between the post & the band, just so..

Position yourself at a 45 degree angle

then walk back slowly, don't get in a tangle..

I = I know, I know.

Here I Goooooo
 

 

( p I n G ! ) went the band & shot Imapig2 into the air

I = This is great, but what happens when

the power is gone. What happens then ?

M = Start flappin' like mad

with all that you've got

A = All that practise...forget you not

Start flappin' NOW !

WATCH OUT FOR THAT HEN !

M = You've done it again

( Weeeeee! Thud ! Splodge ! )

Yer silly old ' sod' ( piece of earth )

This time you've landed yourself in it ( muck pile )

It's on your totter's,from here I can smell it.

 

I = Back to the drawing board for me.

See you tomorrow, 'bout 1/2 past three.

They met as arranged...well closer to Three ( o' clock )

and chose a good spot,well perhaps quite Not !

'Twas the top of a ravine, a bottomless pit

where the three little piggies got ready to sit ( 'cept Imapig2 )

M = There's plenty of room to fall...then fly~~

so over the edge, spread your legs & fly~~

I = Well it's now or never,

whatever, whatever,

to prove I can fly, like you two, you're clever.

Up, up & away I go ...

Here I go GERONIMOoooo !

1,2,3,.....JUMP !

( over the edge leaped Imapig2

& started to flap, that's what you do )

Yes over the edge went Imapig2 a flapping

believe you me, 'twas a sight worth watching.

But...Down went poor piggy, right out of their sight.

Her two little friends gazed, dumbstruck with fright !

They sat on the edge, not saying a word,

Then, All Of A Sudden !...a little voice they heard

I = ( # Singing )

All by myself.....don't wanna be ~

All by myself.....for Eternity !

( Yes out of the blue came a flapping of W.I.N.G.S

as Imapig2 appeared, sporting a New Set Of Wings

And a bright, gold ring .bove her head, & between her ears, )

Moonpig & APigCanFly burst into tears.

Look ! I'm Flying !
 

I = Look I'm flying...don't worry 'bout me,

I've got my wings now...can you SEE ?

M & A = We didn't mean it to end this way !

Oh Imapig2 we're sorry to say.....

Yes you can fly & you can sing 

( sort of )

but our dear little piggy.

you're DEAD ! poor thing.

( What a horrible shock for Imapig2,

she never realized she was dead...she hadn't a clue. )

I = I thought I could fly

I didn't think about T.h.a.t !

Oh ! I feel quite faint.

( with that things went B.L.A.C.K. )

Bells were ringing inside her head

She woke up with a start !

And fell out of bed

OUCH !
 

She was sweating all over,

( and pigs don't sweat )

I = Am I alive..or am I dead ?

Will have to pinch me

just to see

( Ouch ! oochie ouch ! )

Must have been dreaming,

Well a 'NIGHT-PIGMARE' in fact

too much green clover

Phew ! I'm glad that's all over

Must have been the supper I ate,

Won't do that again in a hurry

Don't want to tempt fate.

 

 

( Hows Zat ! By Imapig2 )