Three Little Pigs & The Balloons

The Three Little Pigs ( Balloons )

( characters M = moonpig A = APigCanFly I = imapig2 N = narrator )

　

N = A few days later,in the month of May

Imapig2 was heard to say

by her two little friends

who'd come to play

I = I've got a plan,that I think might work

to get me airborn...I'm no 'jerk'

 

A = What have you planned this time little pig

( said APigCanFly doing a 'jig' )

 

　

I = Balloons full of 'gas' I'd try, I thought

tied to a band around my chest,they ought...

to lift me up into the sky

then like you two

I could fly........

What do you think ?

( says moonpig ..with a 'wink'

to APigCanFly )

M = Well I suppose we can but try

The machine in the village

sells balloons & things

 

　

A = It sells toys & flowers

but doesn't sell wings

But you need some money to put in the slot

So Imapig2....how much have you got ?

　

I = Don't have any at present

things are a little tight

A = Thought you'd say that

but... it's alright

　

M = I've got a button around my middle

I can take it off,& use it to fiddle...

about with the slot,& then very soon

will get the presents out

well.. just the balloon.(s )

　

　

 

 KER..CHING !
 

 

N = So thats what moonpig did

Ker..ching ( noise of machine working)

Out came a packet

of brightly coloured balloons

It didn't half make a racket

 

M = All we need now, is lots of 'hot' air

to fill the balloons

Any ideas, please do share ?

A = Iv'e got a trick,but don't look what I do

'cos It's not 'lady like',

and there's no room to view!

 

N = An hour did pass

with balloons filled at last

I = How did you do that ?

 

A = Don't ask ! Don't ask !

 

N = Then wih great expertize

from Imapig2's friends

The band of balloons

lifted up Imapig2's ends !

She floated away,with Elegance & Grace

& a big pink pig smile

appeared on her face.( <___> )

M = Watch out for the windmill,

it's blades are quite sharp

A = We don't want you dropping

in the pond with the carp !

Watch out for the blades
 

N = So Imapig2 steered the balloons out the way

I = How's that then...... is that O.K.?

N = Next came the farm yard

things looked quite small

the geese flew over

'honking' their call.

Honk ! Honk !
 

 

To the bright coloured balloons

they looked pretty near

Too close for comfort

Yes too close I fear.

Pop ! went a balloon as a goose beak's caught it

Pop ! went another,as another goose fought it

POP !......POP !
 

M = Look! piggys dropping right out of the sky

 

A = Those naughty geese should be in a pie

I = Help me please,I'm losing height

I can see the muckheap coming into sight

( Weeeeeee...Ker..Plop ! )

N = Her two little friends couldn't

get there in time

to save Imapig2 who was on the decline

So into the poo

went Imapig2

should be used to it by now

What ..say..you?..

A = Never mind,that was a very good try

 

M = Yes Imapig2..You..did..fly.

I = Next time will be better

you wait & see

Got plans already

believe you... me

　

Epilogue

N = STARTLED ! piggy woke up

to a prodding of trotters

It was her two friends

The two little rotters

M & A = What were you dreaming 'bout

tell us ..please do

were we in your dreams,

Are we famous too ?

I = Don't know what's the fuss about

let's go & play

tell you about it...

some other day

Let's Play
 

　

　

　

( How's zat ! by imapig2 )